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-HOLY SHIT IT'S A MUFUCKIN UPDATE-
Who'da thought that thru all this shit I've been dealin with I'd get enuf time from workin/takin care of the folks/workin on games n shit to get back to typing up shit that pisses me off. W007!
Aiight bitches, here's the deal. New vid commin out, workin on it right now. Got around 28 MvC2 combos, and I'm aimin at tossin in an assload of GoF and Ranma 1/2 p.3 combos too(and nes shit...ph3@r). So, hopefully this shit will come out soon.
Hmmm...combo vids lately have been sucking balls. Everybody has abandoned MvC2 again due to "nothing new"-itis that shows up after I take a fuckin break from doin vids. Well I'm prayin that all this new fun shit I got goin on gives people some inspiration. I don't want to see this game die off with shitty vids from n00bs that STILL think infs are tight. I'm buckin snapback combos, wavedashing insanity, new ideas, more(yes MORE) Cable combos, and an assload of no otg shit. :)
Oh, before I get off track; Quake 3(and the SoF2:DH demo) is WAY more fun than CS as of CS 1.4. Since they stopped the fun and went for realism, it's turnin into another Tom Clancy P.O.S. I'm the fuck out and you'll see me railin niggas no zoom like it's a mufuckin shotgun. Either on that shit, or on MOA:AA buckin 90 kills in 30 minutes with my shotgun/rocket launcher.
-NEWS FLASH-
"YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS"
-END NEWS FLASH-
Well shit, now I might as well get down to buisness on some more shit that's been buggin me. Whassup with games bein so god damn to easy lately? Can MGS2 be anymore fuckin simple? Jesus christ. Same with the new remake of RE for the 'cube. That shit on HARD is easy. >:(
All these whiny fuckin n00bs bitchin bout how Maximo was "too hard". Yo, fuck you. Go play some Ninja Gaiden for nes. Hell, get your ass on some fuckin Contra:Hard Corps and get back to me. God damn pussies bitchin cuz game developers have watered down their shit so they could pull in the mainstream jock douchebags with pretty graphics(finally they found a fuckin formula to get them away from "DAT MADDEN"). Shit, that's the reason I fuckin play fighting games. Shit gets hard if you play someone good. Ain't gotta turn up the difficulty from "luke warm" to "rosie o donnel" to make it bark back at me.
On the other hand, Emma Emmerich is a fuckin superfly ho. Too bad the good pussy always has to die in videogames.
-YO DOG, CAN I GET DAT RESIDENTIAL EVIL?-
Yeah, we still got the morons commin in the shop 24 fuckin 7. I've been called a dick, told that one of my NEW games ruined a fucking ps2(yeah...it's not your drive, and lets not forget the fact that you play your system SIDEWAYS on a SHAG CARPET), and I was even granted the greatness of knowing that I "pimp out the money of the young black community". OOOOooooo...I like that last one. It makes me love commin to work THAT much more. Keeps it interesting and keeps me entertained. And how many times do I have to tell the fuckin army douchebags that YOU CAN'T BRING IT BACK IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
*shakes head*
Fucktards.
Anyhoo, I gotta give it up to those that keep buggin me about my site. You niggas are keepin me in check, and that's a good thing. If you don't bug me, I don't care about updating. ^_^
Also, I'm gonna give MAD PROPS to whoever had the idea to use the "Power of the X-Box" to give Stacy Keibler a perfectly round ass in the WWF:RAW sequel.
Oh yeah, you know that big red cripple wants to tap that shit. I would. So would you(even if you ARE a chick).
-I PAY 25 DOWAHS FO DIS SHEEET? I CAN GO TO A MOHFOHCKIN BAHR AND DO DIS FOH FWEE-
The above comment comes straight from some korean dude at this years karaoke showing from that ass basket known as the "Sakura - Con". Where we get rid of the guy that knows how to run a game room and get someone that thinks RANMA 1/2: HARD BATTLE is a good idea for a tournament.
*slaps self in face REALLY hard*
I mean how the fuck do you come up with that idea? Nigga didn't even have the GOOD Ranma game(the one that's goin in my vid). Oh, and let's not get started on the douchebags talkin bout how they were gonna own in MvC2 with an ANALOG stick on the DC stock pad. O_O Man, I've never seen fighting games bastardized SO bad in all my life. EVER.
And that whole karaoke thing? Yeah, white girls singing badly pronunciated japanese themesongs from shitty cartoons ain't my gig. Neither is seeing a 300lb love dumpling singing "it's too good to be true..." wearing nuthin more than a tight ass leather outfit and cat ears. Oh, and these 2 fucks down below are the anime dork versions of Bill and Ted(well, if Bill was 100lbs and dressed like Vash from Trigun and Ted was a 300lb Indian douchebag).
Oh, and let's not forget how many sexy ass chicks we saw that were dressed to the nines and only like fuckin 16! Man, all that high grade beef from the 80s is fuckin with the "size" of the youngins nowadays. All these white chicks are turning japanese(where they look the same if they're 16 or 32). > : (
*shivers*
Only cool thing there was this black dude pimpin' out the Gouki look. My homeboy Skiles calls him 'Nig-uma' and it fit real good, until we heard him talk. He broke off a voice like Chyna and an lisp so bad I almost shit myself.
Oh, May-O-Naize got offered a bj too. From a hot bitch in a witch outfit. That was pretty tight too.
Not as coo as when me and Mayo started freestyle poppin outside the hallway where they had the DDR shit goin down(where they clapped for everyone, even for people that looked worse than Team Seattle doing freestyle...lol). We got a phat crowd. Chicks were diggin on us, and we had a blast.
What does that tell you? That we could have popped and locked outside for free and got more out of it than being in the building and having to witness the 5 foot tall cardboard Optimus Prime. But hey, at least the half naked Hand Maid May chick was fuckin hot(bitch was a 'con' lifer tho...like a pro at it; all the dorks were jockin her ass for pictures like she was a celebrity).
PEACE
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