Hermione Granger, the new flavor of the month for pedophiles on Ebay

So I'm rummagin around on Ebay lookin' for Saturn games, Neo-Geo shit, etc and after awhile you just get bored of looking at the same god damn videogame bullshit. So I figure I'll check to see if they got any bitchin memorabilia for The Ring(american remake). Why not? I dig the film...couldn't hurt to look around right? So after I give that up after not finding shit, I go searching for anything that has to do with Battle Royale's new sequel commin' out. Maybe there's somethin badass I could pick up, who knows.

But for some reason there was an 8x10 glossy of Hermione Granger(from that Harry Potter flick) that's at like $40. So I'm thinkin to myself... "Who the fuck would pay that price for somethin like a god damn photo?" I mean, I know it's Harry Potter and it'll sell to the fans like Krispy Kreme does to fat bitches in mini-vans, and then it hit me(just like a heffer runnin thru the double doors to get some donuts). There's no bidder information.

:Note: Normally when one bids on Ebay, your user name appears as the 'high bidder'.

So I scrolled down a bit and saw this:

"We believe that you should be able to bid and buy whatever you like without everyone knowing your business! Therefore we have listed our auctions using eBay's 'private' facility which means that no-one else except us knows what you're bidding on. This is just how auctions work in the offline world, and if you're new, just to assure you that the 'private' auctions work in exactly the same way as the standard auctions, the only difference is that your details aren't displayed for all the world to see - why should everyone else know what you're buying? So if you're new to eBay, you can feel confident. All bidders welcome!

This makes perfect fucking sense! Now all the pedophiles and those fuckin baby rapers can bid on shit like this without anyone knowing what the fuck they're up to. So being the upstanding (hahahaha) asshole that I am, it was time to inflate some of this shit and piss off all these homos. Now, it's not like I was bidding 99bajillion dollars on this shit, but just enough to out-bid a pedo, piss them off, and make them spend more money.

:Example: Here's what pissing off a pedo that has money leads to...an 8x10 of a 11yr old girl in a fucking wizard's robe that sold for over $100.

EXACTLY

Hell, even if I win one of these fuckers on accident, it ain't like I can't put it back on Ebay and watch the auction skyrocket. It's a win/win situation. Entertainment for me, substance for the website, AND even if I do win, I can make my fucking money back no problem.

God I love being me.

UPDATE: 07-18-03



On a followup note, in the last week I've found some new "pedo-bid auctions" for you guys to laugh at. Of course, due to Ebay deleting auctions after a specific amount of time, I'll be posting them as links to screenshots.

Wow, someone actually went thru the trouble to find pictures of this 13yr old, crop them, add music, and make a fucking screensaver? Jesus fucking christ that's sad. What's worse is that this has been sold multiple times. So somewhere out there is some fat balding bastard with a wifebeater on(complete with spaghetti stains) that is watching this right now(or worse yet, sleeping with this playing on his pc in the background).

Next up we got somethin that's just as funny as it is fucked up:

HOLY SHIT. Someone has completely outdone the ability to be obsessed. With over 2400 fucking images of this kid and movie clips, you've got to be a complete fucking baby raper to want this shit. Think about it, who goes around and takes the time to collect 2400+ images of a underage child actress? Hell, who the fuck goes out and buys shit like that?

Probably someone like this fag:




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