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What the fuck happened?
Aiight, here's the skinny. With people getting burned out on DDR, there's been a huge influx in Pump players as of late. I mean, you all know that there's only 2 things i hate more than anything.
I LIEK TEH SUGOI AMINE FAGITZ!!!
and
GO GO KIMCHI REMIX!
Well, it's not the regular asstards that have jumped ship to the land of PiU. It's a whole new batch. That means more people that will be freestyling down the road, more real dancing, and finally some god damn competition. Shit, I actually have to go out of town to find people that play the game that have some skill and mostly it's just fobs that are so used to playing DDR that they hold the bar. All the old schoolers that I used to battle with are involved with shit like ricing up the new honda shizzle, or getting so gooked out on WarCraft that it's fucking retarded. But with this new clump of players we got a few problems...
1)None of them can dance
Why?
2)Because they're no rhythm having douchebag ass anime loving white people
For christs sake, look at those pads. Almost as dirty as that bitch's face.
See, I'm all for new players, but you gotta at least have a foot to stand on. And it's not like they are used to DDR or any other dancing game...they're just a bunch of trend happy anime nerds and dirty fucks that like Korean music because it's the new "in" thing. Just like how J-Pop was the "in" thing about 5 years ago when this whole DDR thing started up. So now I have to deal with a huge stinky group of people asking me shit about the game and the Korean culture and calling me "hyung"(which is what most of the younger korean kids that played PiU called me).
For any of you fuckin "asia" fanboys...look, you don't get to use that fuckin word. You are NOT part of the culture, you're just jumping on the bandwagon of the new dork fad for this month. Don't EVER walk up to me and start using Korean slang. You will catch a hot one in the mouth. And if you bitch about it after, I will treat you like a god damn Korean "hyung" would; I'd beat your ass and make sure you knew what that shit meant and why they fucking say it.
Click for a sample of what these fuckers sound like
Oh...and just so you know, this isn't "K-Pop". The music in this game are from REAL god damn groups that make money singing this shit on tours in front of crowds. It's not some fag band that had a techno beat they made up in their garage that Andamiro liked. These are proven top hits from the Korean music charts. Don't use the word K-Pop in the same sentance with PiU. It just proves to the rest of us that you're nothing more than trendy ass nerds that need to take a fucking bath. Fuck you, fuck your anime collection, fuck your obsession with Final Fantasy 3, and...
SUCK MY DICK
MrWhitefolks
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